The Jarvis's HORRIBLE Day

So thursday, to start off our day, Josh called and asked if Braiden and i could make him sandwiches and bring them to him. So we did. I was getting ready to put Braiden in my car when i noticed i had no gas ans we didn't have money for me to fill my car yet, so i decided to take my mom's car, she had no gas either So i asked my Brother if I could take his car and he said yes. That is one problem we had that day... Braiden and I are on our way to Josh and all of a sudden Braiden starts throwing up out of no where! And it's not just a little it's A LOT!!! He did it 3 times! I get to Josh and just start crying! I told him i just can't do this today! Josh being the sweet husband, already running late to get another load for a job, helps me clean Braiden and his car seat up. Josh doesn't realize when he picked Braiden up while in his seat and put him down, he put him on top of an ant hill! Braiden is screaming, so i start helping him out, Josh is gagging, trying hard not to throw up, and i start getting attacked by these ants!! If you have seen ants in texas, they don't quit and they are big and they hurt really bad! We get Braiden cleaned up, i got the ants off me, it's windy, braiden has nothing but a diaper, so i put him in the car and shut my door to stop the wind from coming in. Josh shut the passenger door also. We start wiping off the s, dumping josh's gallon of water all over it because it was the d of puke that was sour milkish and wouldn't come off, just smear!!! Finally get most of it off and go to put the car seat in the back. Braiden has locked the doors. The car was on, my purse and phone were in there, and Josh was thankfully still there. We are both telling Braiden to push the button (the automatic door lock button) and he keeps pushing lock, then he starting pushing the window button, he get's the window down just enough for Josh to put his fingers in it to talk to him. Josh tells him to push the button again and he rolled Joshs fingers in the window. It was really funny. Josh got his fingers out, and we still tried to get braiden to push the unlock button. Just as these 2 men, that looked like they were going hunting asked if we needed help, we explained what happen, and they went and looked in their tool box for somthing to unlock it. Then I guess Braiden pushed the right button and Josh got in, so that was the beginning of our day. Then we go home, i get started on paperwork, Braiden seems to get bored REALLY easily and starts banging ont he piano. I was in the other room with a head ache from crying earlier and so i yelled to him to get off the piano. All of a sudden i hear a BANG! Braiden comes in crying and without looking at him i said "You shouldn't have been on the piano huh?!" then i look at him to pick him up and he has a goose egg on his eye starting to swell and turn blue. I felt horrible! As the day went on his eye got bigger and blacker! This is what it looks like today!

So that was our day! I got to clean up puke along with josh, Josh was late to get another load for a job and got his fingers smashed in the window, and Braiden throws up, locks himself in the car and gives himself a black eye! What a wonderful day!